Now, I can return to downing my coffee with soy milk and Irish cream (non-alcoholic, I SWEAR!).
I'm still paging through Will Grayson, Will Grayson. To finish this update, I thought I'd leave you with my favorite line of dialogue of the moment:
"I'm gay, not blind. Her hair's all poofy and she's got a great nose. I mean, a great nose. And, what? What do you [straight] people like? Boobs? She seems to have boobs. They seem to be of approximately normal boob size. What else could you want?" (p. 81)
~Tiny Cooper, Will Grapyson, Will Grayson, John Green