6:00 AM Update (Monica):
It was an obvious stroke of genius on my part that led me to check out the LARGE PRINT edition of The Lightning Thief, because it means that even now, with my eyes crossing and watering, and the world zooming in and out of focus, even now, I can still pretty much figure out what's on the page.
Thanks, LARGE PRINT! Thanks!
In other news, this book has inspired me to always refer to my friends by their first *and* last name. If it's good enough for Percy Jackson, it's good enough for me.
Hope you all are having a great morning!
Keep on reading!!