Nonetheless, I press on, despite the fact it feels like hours to find even one publisher/agent/contest that seems right to submit to.
I'm off to attend the Ohioana Book Festival. R.L. Stine will be there. Despite him introducing his TV series Goosebumps after I'd fallen in love with the books when I was a kid, I was always convinced that R.L. Stine HAD TO BE a woman. Cause if SHE could write such fast-paced books then so could I. I'll have to find a way to subtly double-check that Mr. Stine isn't, in fact, a woman. Very subtly.