This Is Too Good to Be Written by Me

I just found this poem on a document where I store my bad attempts at poetry.

It is totally awesome.  Like, I really love it.  

It's funny AND well written.

I have no memory of writing it.  None.  Maybe a vague flash of sitting at my computer in my old apartment, but that's it.

I can't image copying someone else's poem into a document titled "My Attempts at Poetry."  So apparently I wrote it.

Go me.

While I attempt to figure out where to submit the poem first (and a few duds along with it, since most magazines prefer to look at several poems at a time), I'm also going to google a few of the lines.  Gotta make sure the poem is all me.  Cause it seems to good.