It is totally awesome. Like, I really love it.
It's funny AND well written.
I have no memory of writing it. None. Maybe a vague flash of sitting at my computer in my old apartment, but that's it.
I can't image copying someone else's poem into a document titled "My Attempts at Poetry." So apparently I wrote it.
While I attempt to figure out where to submit the poem first (and a few duds along with it, since most magazines prefer to look at several poems at a time), I'm also going to google a few of the lines. Gotta make sure the poem is all me. Cause it seems to good.