Friday, April 10, 2009

Reading Posters Worthy of Mockery: Ewan McGregor



So, forever ago I began a new post about the ALA posters. I made one post of my love interest Alan Rickman. And never posted again. 

Until now.

Let us turn to another favorite love interest, our dear Ewie.  Let us consider this image of him made to help support the movie Miss Potter.  And  let us also prepare ourselves for a standardized test of some sort and learn whether or not we have the discerning mental tools of a five-year-old.

Which of the following does not belong:

A) A tough and scruffy shadow of a beard
B)  A cool leather jacket with the collar turned up
C)  Sexy tousled hair
D)  A thick collection of early-twentieth century stories about cute little bunnies.

Me thinks someone may have been a little afraid of damaging their motorcycle-riding, bad boy image.

His hair gel would never hold up against a motorcycle helmet.

Everyone knows Peter Rabbit was the ultimate bad boy.  Boy toy broke the rules all the time.

1 comment:

  1. But I LOVE him. He makes me want to REEEEEEAD.

    Ah, who am I kidding. I read for a living...

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